Friday, 24 June 2016

Zombie Diaries

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The Vegan Zombie


Greetings !
As a zombie turned vegan ,  I  don't  like to sit down and eat my  meals   with the other zombies anymore.
I  prefer to cook some  pasta,  having it with a few tomatoes , lettuce and mushrooms,  and then  in  the evenings ,  I will go  out   and roam  about all night.

I go out looking for vegetable stores . If I find any lettuce I  will go into a  mad state and frenzy as I  shred it.

Do  you have any lettuce on you ?